Open Letters

Open letter to my pinched nerve

Hello, I hate you.

You’ve been here for 2 weeks now with no sign of leaving. You showed up as a little pain in the neck and decided to end my quest for the 100 push-ups after week 2 by blowing up to full blown neck, should, back and arm pain. Please go away so I can exercise and sleep again.


Open letter to Rob Ford

Hello, I hate you.

You were voted in with an 11% lead on your opponent. Four years ago you were quoted as saying that if people didn’t do needles and weren’t gay they wouldn’t get AIDS. People like you shouldn’t even be able to live in Toronto, let alone be in charge. Please go away so I can continue to run races outdoors.